The thing's I like and the thing's I hate | Part 1

What I like:

I like to open an orange in once so that you have one peel left.



Why?

It's... it's... Ninjistic... you know. Only a high level NINJA like myself can do such high level ability like that. Besides, there are only 2 person in this world that can do something like this. The first one is me of course, and the other one is my grandmaster sensei. Well, I killed him in great battle two weeks ago.

My speciality is the spiral move. Just like the foto above.

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What I hate:

If I have a leakage on my bicycle-tire.



Why?

Do I really have to explain?

Scene 1 Tommy and Untung are going to Rotterdam with bike
[Untung]: Hey Tommy, where are we?
[Tommy]: Well, In the middle of nowhere, somewhere between Dordrecht and Rotterdam.
[Untung]: We haven't seen any house since we left Dordrecht 45 minute's ago.
[Tommy]: Yeah I know, It sucks if we got a leaky tire hahaha (Tommy laughs).
[Untung]: (Didn't laugh)....... Well,..... I just have one now...
[Both] : NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!