Remember, Remember! The 5th of Movember

Because today we are celebrating Guy Fawkes mustache day (appearently), lets make a political thriller story in 5 words.  Here's mine:

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Hitler's standing right behind you.

Do you have a better story? Lets hear it in the comment. #politicalthrillerstoryin5words.

Me Answering Reader's Question from Another Website - Part 1

Hi guys!
Welcome back! It's now time to answer some reader's question from another website. It is my first time anyway. Hurray!
Today I'm gonna answer a question from Jack. It is posted on a random running website.
Jack asked:

Well Jack, thank you for your question. I'll try to answer it as clear as possible.

Short answer
Nope, you can't.

Long answer
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope, you can not.

Detailed answer
Maybe. But you need to stop seeing Aaron... or use lubricant.

That's it Jack, you're welcome.

You have better answer? Let's hear it in the comments.

9 Possible Reasons Why You're Sweating So Much

Hi readers, long time no see. Maybe you wondered why I suddenly write a post since my last post dated 3479 BC. Well, here's the story; I just finished pooping. Just as every normal and respectable person do, I also browse interweb every time I poo. While reading some mindnumbing articles about running or something, this thing caught my eyes.

I suddenly realize that interweb are full with this potentially interesting one-liner waiting to be answered. I just could not help it, I need to answer it. And since I don't have any social media what so ever, here we are folks.

9 Possible reasons why you're sweating so much

1. It's hot
Well, I'm not an expert in this area. But maybe, just maybe, there are a slight possibility that you are sweating so much is because you feel hot.
2.You sick
Of course not all sickness lead to sweating. But if you are going to a doctor couple of time and suddenly he say to you with a super serious tone,
"Sir, I am not a real doctor".
Well, I guess that is a valid reason to sweat.
3. Smoking
Smoking can cause cancer, bad breath and zombies. I guess you can add extra sweating into that list. Especially smoking after having 2 hours sex.
4. Global warming
Obviously global warming. So guys, stop burning coal for electricity! Burn wood instead, it's biological.
5. Belgium
Because.
6. Your mother
Yo momma is so hot, she makes me sweat so much. Zing!
9. It's you
Well, lets face it. We can search for all the reasons in the world, but at the end we all know, it's you. It is not a coincidence that the title above is about why you are sweating so much.

You guys have more reasons? Let's hear it in the comments.