Me Answering Reader's Question from Another Website - Part 1

Hi guys!
Welcome back! It's now time to answer some reader's question from another website. It is my first time anyway. Hurray!
Today I'm gonna answer a question from Jack. It is posted on a random running website.
Jack asked:

Well Jack, thank you for your question. I'll try to answer it as clear as possible.

Short answer
Nope, you can't.

Long answer
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope, you can not.

Detailed answer
Maybe. But you need to stop seeing Aaron... or use lubricant.

That's it Jack, you're welcome.

You have better answer? Let's hear it in the comments.