The absolutely truth about L.O.V.E.

Well, folks. I got a request from a friend of mine to create a blog about love. I didn't want to do it actually because it's a little bit scary. Besides, I must keep my reputation as the leader of a worldwide organization though. But, after some thinking I decided to write down the absolutely truth about love. Due to age rating of this document, I request to all reader below 16 years, NOT to read this.

Warning.
This document is not suitable to reader below 16 years. It contains scary materials. If you are 16 years or below, you have to shutdown your computer immediately, run to your mom or your dad and say you love them. Or else, 'that' creepy green monster who lying under your bed will come visit you tonight and he will make you his eternal slave FOREVER! MUAHAHAHA....

Well, let's begin.

Many many years ago, in a place called 'LOL' in ninth dimension. An ancient creepy spirit was created by the great magician, ROFL to make all creature in all universe and all dimension crazy. The name of the spirit is Lightning Orange. There is only one thing that Lightning Orange can do. He eats the mind of a creature and he gives that creature an creepy emotion called L.O.V.E (Lightning Orange's Vendetta Emotion).

After travelling for about 684 trillion gigallion bladibladiblu million years, he reached the earth. Since that day, people notices millions weird cases everyday about this new creepy emotion.

How can you recognise this ancient creepy spirit? Well, there are a few recognizable symptoms. Please see below.


1. The eating pattern of the patient changes. He/she will not eat normal bionic biologic blabla healty food like high-fat junkfood, but he/she will only eat FLOWERS! The most favorite kind of flowers is rose. We still don't know why, but our scientist's think that rose's have a specific protein that helps our body to transform itself to a creature with wings (see number 2).

2. White wings will grows on the patient's back. It happens one or two tweeks after the patient is infected with this ancient spirit. They will fly blindly and attacks people to try to take their hart.

3. The muscle's around the lip contract constantly. It looks like that the patient constantly smiles but it's actually an illness.



If you ever find yourself in this situation, just say goodbye to your family and friend's. Ask them for forgiveness. May God have mercy on your soul.

The thing's I like and the thing's I hate | Part 1

What I like:

I like to open an orange in once so that you have one peel left.



Why?

It's... it's... Ninjistic... you know. Only a high level NINJA like myself can do such high level ability like that. Besides, there are only 2 person in this world that can do something like this. The first one is me of course, and the other one is my grandmaster sensei. Well, I killed him in great battle two weeks ago.

My speciality is the spiral move. Just like the foto above.

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What I hate:

If I have a leakage on my bicycle-tire.



Why?

Do I really have to explain?

Scene 1 Tommy and Untung are going to Rotterdam with bike
[Untung]: Hey Tommy, where are we?
[Tommy]: Well, In the middle of nowhere, somewhere between Dordrecht and Rotterdam.
[Untung]: We haven't seen any house since we left Dordrecht 45 minute's ago.
[Tommy]: Yeah I know, It sucks if we got a leaky tire hahaha (Tommy laughs).
[Untung]: (Didn't laugh)....... Well,..... I just have one now...
[Both] : NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIME person of the year.

Folks! I have great news for you, myself, or us :D Are you ready?

American's TIME magazine has picked YOU as the person of the year. It's great news, isn't it? Well, actually they has picked me as well. They has picked us the internet because we control the information age now a day. Whéé Is't it a wonderful news?

First of all, I want to congratulate you to become the person of the year. Well, the main reason that they has picked us as a collective is because we write blogs, we make profiles in community site's, we help people's in forum's, we spend hour's to make some funny film's and put it on YouTube, We make review's of book's or film's or event's, We make/support/built open source software, We contribute on Wikipedia, and we make other great things. We do all of that volks. We may proud of ourself.



And of course, I want to thank God, my mother who has always supported me, my producer and the last but not the least, my fans. I love you all!!

About what? Fish? Donald Duck?

Well, it's been a while volks.

At this moment I'm thinking and thinking about what I want to write about, but I can't find a topic to talk about. What do you think? Should I write something about some scary article from slashdot? naaaaah, I've done it before. Or.. or... about International Documentary Film Festival Amsterdam? Well, you know, I was there 2 weeks ago. and? Well, nothing. It was fun, that's it. Naaah, I can't write that. It's too short!

Ow ow, I know! I just write about my digital thermometer project. You know that shit I lost in the train. You can read the story here by the way. It finished! Whéééé... I'm soooo happy :D But what I have to say? "Well volks, It finished!" That's it? That's not cool. that's not cool at all!

Should I talk about democracy? Dutch Parlementaire election? Politics? Crisis on Dutch parlement? Why Indonesia is becoming a victim/volunteer/voluntary-victim of the neo-colonialism? The racism? Why the sky is blue? Why Donald Duck doesn't wear pants? Where do the babies come from? Come on Untung, think, THINK!!!

(after some thinking)

Eureka! I know it! I should write something about LOVE
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No, seriously,...